!!!Breaking News!!!
Astanastan GDP is now over $486000000000000000 ASTD
GDP 3rd Quarter estimates have come in!
Summary
As of very recently Astanastans GDP reports for its Mainland have come in and the numbers are much higher than the Analists expected. While Analists Predicted around 50000000000000000 ASTD the True number was over 9 times higher. Last year the Astani GDP was just under 40000000000000000 ASTD which is what led analysts to assume that the nation would profit the estimated amount. However it came as a huge suprise that Astanastans GDP for not 2025 but only for the first 9 months was a whopping $486000000000000000 ASTD. All of the Finances are currently being controlled by the Supreme Leader and Supreme Minister of citizens so it is only a matter of time before they announce what they will use the money for.
16/9/25
!!!Breaking News!!!
Astanastan in a National debt crisis
Astanastan reports a National debt crisis after being $64.90 in debt
Summary
After Astanastan acquired the Domain astanastanast.org the website used to acquire the Domain sent invoices for subscriptions that our team never actually recalled signing up for and never used or even knew about. The invoices totaled to be over $64.90 in US dollars or 525.69 Trillion Astani Dollars. While purchasing the Domain the Astanastan spending account only had $15 US dollars in it and would not have knowingly signed up for any of the subscriptions that costed more than the domain itself. This malfunction is now officially responsible for driving Astanastan into over $64.90 of debt and with all the GDP already in other inaccessible funds Astanastan may find difficulty in financing other projects and the war in Thurston Island. We encourage our citizens to help donate to keep the government stable by sleeping 18+ hours every day (2 hours above the national average). On top of that to also help solve the debt and aid the government we encourage citizens to sprinkle seeds in there front yard at least twice a day.
2/10/25