Astanastan, under Caymens leadership, has innovated governance structures to embrace laziness as success, creating a unique societal model for citizen engagement. However in order to assure that our glorious nation stays this way we must enforce a set code of Laws.
Productivity is one of the worst crimes in all of Astanastan and can get you executed by Bird Sacrifice if found guilty. If defies the values set by the birds and the Supreme Leader.
There are over 22 different crimes that can be committed against the birds. Committing any of these crimes is considered a sin and can have you executed or imprisoned. The Birds protect us which is why we must protect them.
To disrespect our country despite everything we have done is an insult to the Government, The Birds and the Supreme Leader himself. Astanastan is a mighty and powerful nation chosen to spread the message of the Sacred Birds, do not disrespect that.
To disrespect our allies is to disrespect Astanastan itself. Anyone who dare disrespect our allies can receive 5 years to life in a reeducation camp depending on the severity and will be demoted to Red Tier
The Supreme Leader was chosen to lead and guide this country by the Sacred Birds. To disrespect the Supreme Leader is one of the worst offences possible. Should anyone disrespect the Supreme leader they will consume a landmine.
Anyone who commits these crimes is most likely doing it in a productive manner which will result in an execution. If someone is able to commit these crimes in a lazy manner however, they will receive a slightly lighter punishment such as life in a labor camp.
Here is the official website for the Astanastan Law Code