The Astani passport is an official travel document issued by the government of Astanastan, granting its citizens visa-free or visa-on-arrival access to a select group of allied nations and territories. This document not only serves as proof of citizenship but also as a symbol of loyalty to Astani culture, traditions, and its deep reverence for sacred birds.
With the Astani Passport citizens can travel Visa free or VOA to over 23 Countries and Territories
List of Countries and Territories
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Antarctic Peninsular Territories
Delta Astanastan
Fletcher and Farwell Islands
Glacier Bay Territory
Icelandic Astanastan (All 6 Territories)
Marie Bird Land
Marie Bird Land Administered Islands
Mangoland Territory (Astanastan)
Mangoland Territory (Betelgeuse)
Mexican Gulf Isles Territories (All 2 Territories)
Nordican Astanastan
Southern Thurston Union
Thurston and Burke Islands
Transartican Territories
Lasicha (Province)
Palomis (Province)
Ornitho (Capital Province)
And Possibly more to Come...
Sacred Ordinance #17: "The Swift Shall Be Sacrificed."
These laws apply to all citizens and visitors while moving within or across Astanastan territories, including roads, footpaths, skies, and even emotional journeys.
Section 3 Rule III of the Astani Law code
"If someone is found moving too quickly with intention they will receive an immediate bird sacrifice"
Walking (citizen tier) 0.4 km/h (0.25 mph)
Walking (Diamond Tier+)1 km/h (0.62 mph)
Vehicle (if permitted)10 km/h (6.2 mph)
Birdback (riding sacred birds) As fast as the bird wishes — you cannot direct it
For every 5 minutes of travel, 15 minutes of rest is required.
Approved rest includes:
Sitting motionless
Laying on the ground murmuring bird praises
Entering a Stillness Booth (located every 500 meters)
🐦 3. Bird Right-of-Way
All movement must cease if a bird is seen within 50 meters.
You must kneel and let the bird pass. Failure to do so is considered avian disrespect (punishable by the ritual of a thousand pecks execution)
If the Bird is within 3 meters (10 feet) of a radius around your person you must pray and kiss it
🐌 Zhazlasichsitahstanivihaven
Divihyavenordinanz uni-seven:
“Yavenzuornith.”
Aniha y Anisa be Sitahstan
viht fli, giofli, skyfli, zuzufli —
pavornithyaven.
Yavenzitridetride
“Ania flienyavenintent → ornithzu.”
1. 🪶 Unimitirflizavenzi
Lasichflisitahcit — nulciqde
Lasichflisupcit — uni
Vehlec (divihyaven) — di
Ornithfli — fliornith
2. 🪨 Dedelasichslizi
Cinqde fli → quinze lasichsli.
Lasichform:
Lasichsit
Zube stan ornithdivihmur
Sitahsliboth di-nul-nul mitir
3. 🐦 Trideornithpavazavenzi
ornithithia cinqdenul mitir → pavornith.
Aniha kneelform → ornithfli.
Breakzi = ornithmalah → divihpeckciqde
Conveyor belt rules
📏 1. Speed Regulation
All conveyor belts must move at exactly 0.5 km/h (0.31 mph).
This speed is known as the Sacred Glide Rate (SGR).
If a conveyor ever accelerates to 0.6 km/h or more, it is considered an act of mechanical rebellion, and the conveyor is publicly dismantled and buried in sand.
All passengers must:
Stand motionless with eyes closed.
Hold a feather in their right hand to show obedience to the birds.
Recite the sacred mantra every 3 meters:
"Zhanornith, lazistah, caymensa."
(Translation: “Birds above, slowness within, Caymen sees.”)
No stepping on or off unless:
The belt comes to a gentle ceremonial stop, or
A Sloth Officer permits it with a blink and nod.
Offense: Punishment
Walking against the direction of the belt: 1000 days of Stillness Meditation, 1000 lashes and possible reeducation
Attempting to jog or dance on the belt: Public Execution
Sitting cross-legged backwards: Public Execution
Making noises that exceed 50 decibels: 1000 Hours of community service for the birds and public apology every day for the next year
Making noises that exceed 70 decibels: Bird Sacrifice
Diamond Tier Citizens get front-row belt access with optional pillow stands.
Birds have absolute priority — if a bird lands on the conveyor, all humans must step off and chant until it departs.
All Government officials that posses Tertiary ranks. have priority access over Diamond tier
If the Supreme Leader or any Primary ranking Government official enters the belt it must be cleared to make for them
In case of belt malfunction, passengers must:
Freeze in position.
Hum the national anthem at 0.3 speed.
Await arrival of the Feather Mechanics (usually 2–5 hours, depending on nap schedules).
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