Why we are so Great

Comfort

In Astanastan we prioritize your rights to laziness and ensure that any productivity is eradicated from our glorious nation. 

Praise to our creators

We worship the birds and send prayers and gifts to them in order to improve our experience within Astanastan. 

Preservation

We fight off any opposition to the overall sovereignty of Astanastan and preserve our culture with peace and calmness in Astanastan. 

Human Rights

We give Human rights such as the right to rest and worship the sacred Birds even though many other countries across the world do not recognize this as a human right.

Nothing to worry about

In the US you have to always worry about overpriced healthcare, In Germany you always have to worry about high taxes, but in Astanastan you don't have to worry about any of those" - A Supreme Minister